August 9, 2012
Can we audit?
I am not making this up. While Newt Gingrich will not be allowed to speak at the Republican jamboree, Mitt has a role for him. Newt will teach a series of workshops at the convention. The nickname is "Newt University." Here is a challenge for you: Name the courses you think Newt should teach.
And loopy Michelle Bachman will not speak but she and Herman Caine will have a unity rally at a church. Ron Paul will not be invited to the podium but son Rand will--and that should give people a glimse of how goofy the family is.
Ah, Newt University. Tuition? Text books? Guest lectures?
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Newt can teach a course about his fellow Republicans, entitled, "Circus Freaks I Have Known".
My apologies to all of the hard working circus working stiffs.
-Jimmie | The Meadow Lands, NJ | August 9, 2012
Around these parts, a newt is something found under a rock or in leaf litter.
Judging from contemporary republican rhetoric and rant, one won't need much intelligence to graduate from Newt U.
-Pietr Haikuu | Hurley, Wis | August 9, 2012
Newt can teach....How to bring slavery back to America through the Master Janitor in our remaining public schools.
-Pat Nelson | Three Lakes, Wisconsin | August 9, 2012
Well, since he has a B.A. history from Emory University, an M.A. (1968) and Ph.D. (1971) in modern European history (both from Tulane) and was instrumental in establishing an interdisciplinary environmental studies program while in the geography department at West Georgia College, my guess would be something to do with history. I could be wrong.
-Nemo | Lake Lucerne, WI | August 9, 2012
I hear Newt's classes include "How to Win at Presidential Politics," "Ethics in Politics," and "Making Marriage Last (until something better comes along)."
-Mad Hemingway | Heart of Wisconsin | August 9, 2012