April 1, 2012
Presidential primary circus leaves town
Welcome to Hucksterville where four holy men, posing as Republican politicians, are seeking the presidency of the United States. (I am not making this up.) They lecture us about sex, health care, and lots of truly nutty ideas and then ask for your vote. Example number one: "Obama is pushing a European elitist model of government." What the hell are they talking about? Newt, who remains viable because of a creepy guy who owns casinos and wants to bomb Iran because he is convinced that only we can save Israel by bombing Iran intothe stone age. He gave him at least $10 million! Newt is the leader of the "elitist European" charge. Problem is, Newt never tells us what will happen if Obama succeeds. Will we drink better wine? Will longer meals with family take the place of the big Mac, fries and pink slime? (Complete with Bacteria-killing chemicals sprayed on the meat?)
I have lived in two countries in Europe--Holland and France, and I have no idea what Gingrich is talking about--but then, I should not be too hard on myself--Gingrich has no idea what he is talking about either.
I think we have finally figured out that Newt belongs at Kennesaw Mountain State where he taught years ago. One can picture students at his feet as he expands on his moon colonies and the coming Rapture.
Finally, the robo calls from Mitt will stop interupting dinner, breakast and lunch! No more speculation about Walker's choice for president. One can only imagine the backroom maneuvers to keep Walker from endorsing anyone!
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The Republicans of today are like the Nazis of yesteryear. Just keep spewing out lies, and eventually you will have people believing them.
-WisconsinLiberal | Fox Valley, WI | April 1, 2012
Newt should be the last to talk about elites and European stuff. I heard his favorite hash house is a fancy FRENCH restaurant in D.C. and from the looks of his paunch he does a pretty good job of stuffing his guzzle. I imagine a nice bottle of, dare I say FRENCH wine, goes with the meal.
But relax Ed. Even the GOP isn't listening to Newton. He is too sane for that crowd and not nearly hypocritical enough. For nuts you have Santorum and for two faced you have Mr. Etch-a-Sketch.
-Griebnotz Doerkpfester | (Glad) I Escaped RoboCall, WI. | April 1, 2012